Thursday, March 6, 2014

I'M SO POOR, GIVE ME MONEY SO I CAN PARTY WITH DEAR LEADER


OMG, LIFE IS SO BAD FOR ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY SO I CAN GO SEE MY FAVORITE CULT OF PERSONALITY. I KNOW I SHOULD BE HOME WITH MY KIDS AND TRYING TO GAIN JOB SKILLS AND MOVE UP IN THE WORLD. I MEAN I'M 38 AND I ONLY JUST STARTED WORKING AT MCDONALDS A YEAR AGO BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY FUCKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET. I KNOW I GOT A HUGE WATER BILL BUT THAT'S ALL PART OF THE BOURGEOIS SYSTEM KEEPING ME DOWN AND AWAY FROM HANGING OUT WITH DEAR LEADER. I AM A VICTIM SO GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEYS.
(Don't really give me money, this is sarcasm)

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