Shittiest Company Award goes to:
Amway International
This was a no brainer! Just the fact alone that they are able to perpetuate the largest scam and get no criminal investigation is an accomplishment. The Republican Party was able to shield them from Clinton's investigation for 8 years, hopefully Obama won't be as nice. The odds of you turning a profit is almost statistically impossible. Congratulations.
Shittiest Artist/Band/Musical Group:
Kottonmouth Kings
Again, this was also a no brainer. This group is teetering on the border of having negative talent. However they do have great talent when it comes to annoying the shit out of me with whole albums that talk absolutely nothing but marijuana and throw in "brilliant" lines like "liar liar pants on fire."
Shittiest Song:
Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Just stop playing this overly repetitive song with a lame hook and god awful beat. However I like staring at her ass in the music video on mute.
Shittiest Cult:
The Church of Scientology International/ RTC
Clearly their action is what cause Anonymous' activism to take place by removing the Crazy Tom Cruise award video which urned into a public relations nightmare for the cult. Though the protests have shrunk in numbers the Church is suffering more and more. Of course their reaction to anonymous and all the programs they ran to try to stop Anonymous only made things worse for them in the eye of the public. Way to go dipshits, if you didn't try stopping Tom Cruise from looking like a lunatic, you'd of probably been at least muster up some new recruits, now no one wants to touch Scientology or L. Ron Hubbard books with a 10 foot pole.
Smooth move, Exlax.
Shittiest Radio Host:
Michael Savage
Michael Savage
You can talk about shitty radio without bringing up Michael Savage's exotic blend of bigotry, idiocy, racism and homophobia. Just the fact that he does so well in America as far as number of listeners makes me give up all hope for America. (Also I am not liberal, centrist or an Obama supporter, so before you comment calling me a socialist I think you should take the time to look into my political views and save yourself from looking like an ass.)
Worst Person of 2008:
Josef Fritzl
Who else would even come close? If you have been living under a rock for the last year, you'd know he's the Austrian asshole who imprisoned, abused, raped and had 4 insestual children who were also imprisoned except for one who dies of respiratory problems and was incinerated at the home.
Probably one of the sickest fucks to ever walk on 2 legs.
I also want to apologize for the lack of intellectual content recently mostly do to school interference. By the time i get out I don't want to do anything but sleep, so be glad you are getting something. :P
I have some projects in the works and will complete them at the end of the month when school is over and I get more free time.
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